school media project, eminem/counterstrike spoof of the song "my band" not my real voice newbs, it's put on to emphasise the nerd stereotype. lol. 



lyrics

i dunno newb,
i think everybodys all jealous
cuz im like the leader of my clan newb
and i think if anybodys problem with me newb
then they need to take it up with me after the lan..

because
these newbs dont even know the name of my clan
but they're all asking "can i come to your lan?"
cuz once i spam they know that i'll be the man
all because im the leader of my clan

so i grab my knife right and start to fight
all these hell newbs and im all like
i dont hax, my names trent-max
ive been prac'n so just relax
and theyre all like
"oh my god its him,
ronnie oh my freakin god its really him!"
"i swear to freakin god dude you freakin rock
please wont you please let me suck your glock!"
and by now
the rest of the players get jealous
specially when i drop my colt and use my five-seven
all the boys get jealous
start throwing grenades 
throw their flashes and their smokes and their nades my way
and like every single round they try to hide from me
but then the score is always like twenty one to three
then theyre back on the server the next night with me
newb i just think you're trying to steal the bomb from me
yesterday defuzor tried to pull a knife on me
cuz i told him that the colt was b-4-3
counter strike
its the life for me
and all the other guys are just newbs to me

because 
these newbs dont even know the name of my clan
but theyre all asking can i come to your lan
cuz once i spam they know that i'll be the man
all because im the leader of my clan

they say the leader can glock and the clan cannot
we lan all areans till its after dark
why does everybody always wanna use his glock
i should cut his mouse off when the clan war starts (rehhh)
ready to hack on a dumbass clan
but then i'll hear
"hey dude im gonna ban!"
you cant ban newb you aint an admin
so why buy 90 when you only use 10 of them
and these guys dont know which bombsite will blow
"Jay cover my back!"
no cover your own!
ive got a 12 gauge so get out of my way..
"yo wheres the bomb!?" 
"it's at bombsite A!"